"May your home be blessed.. Your efforts be rewarded and your life
enriched by God to whom we give thanks for all we have... Good Morning!"
:-)
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy
"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson
" Clinton lied. A man might f
orget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart
--Robin Williams
This is from CNN.com
Warren Buffett: "There can't be two yous."
Andy Grove: "Only the paranoid survive (now more than ever)."
Carl Icahn: "Don't confuse luck with skill when judging others, and especially when judging yourself."
Eliot Spitzer: "Never write when you can talk. Never talk when you can nod. And never put anything in an e-mail."
Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessaryto a worthwhile achievement -Henry Ford 1863-1947, Founder of the Ford Motor Company
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move
on." - Homer Simpson
"Nobody can be successful unless he loves his work."- David Sarnoff, TV pioneer
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort,but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy."- Martin Luther King, Jr., Clergyman, Civil Rights Leader
"To win...you must stay in the game"- Claude Bristol
"Man is happy only as he finds work worth doing -- and does it well."- E. Merrill Root (1895-1973) American Writer
"You are never given a dream without also being given the power to make it true." - Richard Bach, Author
"We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems."-Lee Iacocca (1924 - ), Former chairman of the Chrysler Corporation
"A failure does not need to mark the end.It can be one step closer to the
success you desire!Remember that falling down is not a failure but staying down
is"
I've discovered this formula only to find out that it's been there all along. -- What a remarkable feat! :D"Good things come to those who wait!"
PATIENCE
Perpection is attained by slow degrees,
she requires the hand of time
Keep in mind your goals of self-improvement;
move in their directon, and be patient.T
he hand of time will do its work.
~Unity Radio
from the Fellowship of the Ring
0 comments Posted by Effective Communication Is The Key! at 3:35:00 AMOne Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.
In the land of Mordor
where shadows lie...
J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
"Listen & Silent are two words having the same letters.
They are significant in a friendship because only a friend can listen to you
when you are silent. Have a nice day"
"Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need." -Voltaire
"Fortune favors the brave." -Publius Terence
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -Mark Twain
"He who hesitates is lost."
"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."
"Three rules of work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." -Albert Einstein
Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
William B. Sprague
Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you believe that you too can become great.
Mark Twain
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Albert Einstein
"It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed." -Theodore Roosevelt
"Half of the failures in life come from pulling one's horse when he is leaping." -Thomas Hood
"Go back a little to leap further." -John Clarke
"One who fears failure limits his activities. Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently begin again." -Henry Ford
"He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat." -Napoleon Bonaparte
"There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing." - Sarah J. Hale
"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds." -Francis Bacon
"Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is." - Vince Lombardi
"Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving." - Dennis Waitley
"A man should have any number of little aims about which he should be conscious and for which he should have names, but he should have neither name for, nor consciousness concerning, the main aim of his life." -Samuel Butler
"There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something."- Henry Ford
"In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia."
" The difference between the average and outstanding person is their positive attitude, perseverance to reach their goals and ability to share their success with others."
" The most successful individuals in life are those who learn how to move forward with each day, placing yesterday's experience in its rightful place; a place called Yesterday."
Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague
"Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go."
"Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
"May your home be blessed.. your efforts be rewarded and your life enriched by God to whom we give thanks for all we have.
Good morning!"
"The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one."
Intro: Because a text can mean a lot
0 comments Posted by Effective Communication Is The Key! at 7:02:00 PMThe past few years saw the sharp rise in the role of text messages (SMS) in the people's daily lives. The word "Busy" that defines the day for most of of the planet's residents has given rise to the need for an efficient and economical way of getting messages accross. Since it's inception, the SMS has served as an efficient medium for personal or mass communications.
At the touch of a keypad, detailed important messages can be sent, received and stored as references by millions of people;
A Mom efficiently sends a caring message or reminder to the entire family, wherever they may all be;
A manager can send personal encouragements, reminders and other messages to his people;
and the list continues...
This site was created as a repository of short quotes and messages that can be used as templates and easy references, for everyone.
Contributions are most welcome.