"May your home be blessed.. Your efforts be rewarded and your life
enriched by God to whom we give thanks for all we have... Good Morning!"
:-)
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy
"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
--Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
--George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
--George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson
" Clinton lied. A man might f
orget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart
--Robin Williams
This is from CNN.com
Warren Buffett: "There can't be two yous."
Andy Grove: "Only the paranoid survive (now more than ever)."
Carl Icahn: "Don't confuse luck with skill when judging others, and especially when judging yourself."
Eliot Spitzer: "Never write when you can talk. Never talk when you can nod. And never put anything in an e-mail."
Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessaryto a worthwhile achievement -Henry Ford 1863-1947, Founder of the Ford Motor Company
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move
on." - Homer Simpson
"Nobody can be successful unless he loves his work."- David Sarnoff, TV pioneer
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort,but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy."- Martin Luther King, Jr., Clergyman, Civil Rights Leader
"To win...you must stay in the game"- Claude Bristol
"Man is happy only as he finds work worth doing -- and does it well."- E. Merrill Root (1895-1973) American Writer
"You are never given a dream without also being given the power to make it true." - Richard Bach, Author
"We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems."-Lee Iacocca (1924 - ), Former chairman of the Chrysler Corporation
"A failure does not need to mark the end.It can be one step closer to the
success you desire!Remember that falling down is not a failure but staying down
is"
I've discovered this formula only to find out that it's been there all along. -- What a remarkable feat! :D"Good things come to those who wait!"
PATIENCE
Perpection is attained by slow degrees,
she requires the hand of time
Keep in mind your goals of self-improvement;
move in their directon, and be patient.T
he hand of time will do its work.
~Unity Radio